Kitty Issue

So the kitty peed two nights ago and defacated yesterday on my bed. It also likes to kill cockroaches and place them delicately atop my bed as well. At night it has been difficult to sleep because I the kitty wants to sleep acccross my neck (which i sickly enjoy) despite my allergies. Every time it hops up on my bed I fear that it is carrying a roach to put on my hair...so I think (with the help of my aunt, Pam) I have come up with a solution to the problem.

I constructed a really simple comfy bed out of an old blanket and pillow set that I set up in the bath tub. Last night (it broke my heart) but I put kitty to sleep in the bathroom in its new fancy bed. This morning I woke up allergy free and took the comforter from its bed and the fancy pillow and placed it upon my bed. I think this will prevent the peeing on my bed, because if the kitty starts to see it as its bed, it won't pee where it sleeps. To get rid of the roach problem I sprinkled food on top of the blanket which will hopefully show it that this is where it eats too and so it will not want to bring dead things onto its new cozy paradise.

I hope this works! The worst case scenario is that it decides to "mark its territory" which is now atop my bed and it eats the food and then decides to make food out of the roaches by bringing them on the bed.

My Breakfast
Whole Cows Milk Orange Yogurt
Kashi Good Friends
Unsweetened Soy Milk
(All three kind of tasted like Fruit Loops)
Coconut Water